Thursday, March 26, 2009
Michigan man jailed for having sex with car wash vacuum
A Michigan man who was caught red-handed having sex with a car wash vacuum hose has been jailed for 90 days, the Saginaw News reports. Jason L Savage, 29, was spotted on 16 October last year at 6.45 am having it away in Thomas Township, Saginaw. A resident saw "someone acting suspicious", and alerted the cops. An officer "caught Savage in the act", police sources said. Jay Leno and David Letterman both used their shows to poke fun at the town.
IMO: Savage was probably lucky, in that he did not use the traditional English method, which is to use the Hoover Junior vacuum cleaner. The Hoover Junior has led to many hospital visits and even the use of a local fire service in order to extricate the male person from his problems with the device. An expert from the Hoover plant informed me about how unfortunately common such misuse of the Hoover is. This may be due to the frigidity of English women, due to their excessive imbibing of alcoholic beverages. Certainly this leads to 'brewer's droop' for UK men, again possibly requiring use of the Hoover Junior..
A Michigan man who was caught red-handed having sex with a car wash vacuum hose has been jailed for 90 days, the Saginaw News reports. Jason L Savage, 29, was spotted on 16 October last year at 6.45 am having it away in Thomas Township, Saginaw. A resident saw "someone acting suspicious", and alerted the cops. An officer "caught Savage in the act", police sources said. Jay Leno and David Letterman both used their shows to poke fun at the town.
IMO: Savage was probably lucky, in that he did not use the traditional English method, which is to use the Hoover Junior vacuum cleaner. The Hoover Junior has led to many hospital visits and even the use of a local fire service in order to extricate the male person from his problems with the device. An expert from the Hoover plant informed me about how unfortunately common such misuse of the Hoover is. This may be due to the frigidity of English women, due to their excessive imbibing of alcoholic beverages. Certainly this leads to 'brewer's droop' for UK men, again possibly requiring use of the Hoover Junior..
# posted by uv : 6:28 PM
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