Friday, October 03, 2008
Ian Blair was forced to go
Relatively liberal Sir Ian Blair was forced to go. Tory joke:
"A man died and went to heaven. He stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. He saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. The man asked, 'What are all those clocks?' Peter answered, 'Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock move.' Said the man, 'whose clock is that?' 'Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie.' 'Incedible' said the man. 'And whose clock is that one?'Peter responded, 'That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life.' 'Sir Iain Blair’s clock?' asked the man. 'Blair's clock is in God's office. He's using it as a ceiling fan!!'"
IMO: And God muses "Since that nogood Tory toff Boris Johnson sacked Sir Ian Blair it has started getting hot as hell even up here, so I had to call for Blair's clock, and it does not seem to be working properly. We'll be needing Cameron's clock as well soon."
Relatively liberal Sir Ian Blair was forced to go. Tory joke:
"A man died and went to heaven. He stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. He saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. The man asked, 'What are all those clocks?' Peter answered, 'Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock move.' Said the man, 'whose clock is that?' 'Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie.' 'Incedible' said the man. 'And whose clock is that one?'Peter responded, 'That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life.' 'Sir Iain Blair’s clock?' asked the man. 'Blair's clock is in God's office. He's using it as a ceiling fan!!'"
IMO: And God muses "Since that nogood Tory toff Boris Johnson sacked Sir Ian Blair it has started getting hot as hell even up here, so I had to call for Blair's clock, and it does not seem to be working properly. We'll be needing Cameron's clock as well soon."
# posted by uv : 4:04 AM
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