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Jack Straw helped Augusto Pinochet, said to be a mass murderer and torturer of thousands of innocent people, to escape from a fair trial. In his private life, he assisted Toady B. Liar to send Muslims, many believed innocent of any crime, to the Gitmo torture camp of Toady's pal George (believed by many people to have a fat mother called Barbara).

My wife has always said that Jack Straw looks like a Marathi villain.

Jack Straw should, however, not be confused with a Marathi villain. In one role a Marathi villain boiled up enough lizards in water to poison an entire family, but was discovered when a live lizard dropped into the poisoned food. In fact it was rather like the current radioactive Polonium 210 matter in some ways. Jack Straw actually told Berezovsky (a Russian mathematician supposedly earlier saved from death by the murdered Litvinenko) 'to shut up about Putin', saying his refugee status might otherwise be 'reviewed'. So now we know how Jack Straw deals with mathematicians - GITMO if possible ?. For all their acting skills, in their private lives Marathi film villains were often good men.

Jack Straw as a "new labor" 'man of the people', was said at one time to want to be the Baillie Vass of the Portacabin (sic), (translator: a 'new labor' PM), but unlike Marathi villains, was regarded as too pusillanimous to be likely to be a success even in that role.

Which is which ? One is Jack Straw and the other a Marathi villain. Pictures above. You choose.