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Yes, friends, now you can buy deadly Polonium-210 for only $69. If you use the right amount, it is undetectable and they think the guy died some other way. Its the professionals way to kill ! Amuse and entertain your friends. Enterprising newcomers - set up your own firm with a title like "Assassins 'R Us !"

New Mexico firm United Nuclear Scientific Equipment & Supplies offers the radioactive element on its website, as part of its aim of putting the "fun back into science". You betcha !

Warning - murder and torture are strictly forbidden in the UK unless your name is Tony B. Liar (or one of his mates).