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Tesco has been forced to remove a pole-dancing kit from the toys and games section of its website after it was accused of "destroying children's innocence". The Tesco Direct site advertises the kit with the words, "Unleash the sex kitten inside...simply extend the Peekaboo pole inside the tube, slip on the sexy tunes and away you go! Soon you'll be flaunting it to the world and earning a fortune in Peekaboo Dance Dollars." The £49.97 kit comprises a chrome pole extendible to 8ft 6ins, a 'sexy dance garter' and a DVD demonstrating suggestive dance moves.

IMO: Sodom and Gomorrha again and not a beep yet from the taxpayer-subsidised faith schools lobby, now well bribed by Tony B. Liar. Doubtless such kits will help train kids for junior sex work at Tessa Jowell's casinos. B. Liar is sure giving us "corruption, corruption and corruption."